Classic Bar Jokes

Classic Barroom Jokes

A Guy Goes Into a Bar...
The Ultimate Classic Bar Room Joke Book

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady with a dog at her feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asks.  "No," she says. 
A few minutes later the dog attacks the man's leg and tears off a huge chunk.
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" the man shouts. 
The lady says, "That's not my dog."