|A guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny
little man, no more than a foot tall, playing a tiny piano on
top of the bar. The guy says to the bartender,
"That's incredible! Where on earth did you find
something like that?
The bartender says, "Back in the bathroom behind the toilet
there's a magic lamp. If you make a wish and rub the lamp,
a genie will grant your wish".
The guy can't believe it, so he goes to the bathroom and sure
enough, there's a strange lamp behind the toilet. He makes
a wish and rubs it, then all of a sudden he hears what sounds
like a tornado.
He opens the bathroom door to see a
million ducks rushing into the bar. "Oh no!" he cries, "I didn't want a million
"Tell me about it," says the bartender, "I didn't
want a 12-inch pianist, either."