Classic Bar Jokes


Classic Barroom Jokes

A Guy Goes Into a Bar...
The Ultimate Classic Bar Room Joke Book

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here..."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"