| A skeleton walks into a bar and says,
"I'd like a beer and a mop..."
A three legged dog walks into a bar and
says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."
A hamburger walks into a bar, and the
bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food
here..."
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender
says "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
A termite walks into a bar and says,
"Is the bar tender here?" |
