A proud new Texas
father buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar and
announces that his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby
boy, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.
"WOW!" everyone cheers, amazed
at the size of the baby.
A week later the Texan returns to the bar.
The bartender asks, "How much does your baby boy weigh
now?"
The proud father answers, "A whopping
10 pounds!"
The bartender says, "What? I know
that babies lose a little weight after birth, but ten pounds?
How did he lose 10 pounds in one week?"
The proud Texas father says, "I just
got back from having him circumcised!"
