A proud new Texas
father buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar and
announces that his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby
boy, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.
"WOW!" everyone cheers, amazed
at the size of the baby.
A week later the Texan returns to the bar.
The bartender asks, "How much does your baby boy weigh
The proud father answers, "A whopping
The bartender says, "What? I know
that babies lose a little weight after birth, but ten pounds?
How did he lose 10 pounds in one week?"
The proud Texas father says, "I just
got back from having him circumcised!"