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A proud new Texas father buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar and announces that his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.

"WOW!" everyone cheers, amazed at the size of the baby.

A week later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender asks, "How much does your baby boy weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "A whopping 10 pounds!"

The bartender says, "What? I know that babies lose a little weight after birth, but ten pounds? How did he lose 10 pounds in one week?"

The proud Texas father says, "I just got back from having him circumcised!"

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