Classic Bar Jokes


Classic Barroom Jokes

A Guy Goes Into a Bar...
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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts out to the crowd, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anyone in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet, and no one takes him up on the bet

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same man who left comes back and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where'd you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."