To the tune of
"If You're Happy & You Know It"


When corporate fraud is growing
Bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showing,
Bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
That he bought from your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
Forget about inspections,
We need war to win elections!
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders,
Bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders,
Bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your tax cuts are rejected,
Bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
That he bought from your dad,
Bomb Iraq.