the tune of
"If You're Happy & You Know It"
If you cannot find
Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
Forget about inspections,
We need war to win elections!
Close your mind and take directions,
Fall in line and follow orders,
For our might knows not our borders,
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your tax cuts are rejected,
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
That he bought from your dad,