Q.
How many Bush administration
officials does it take to change a light bulb?
A.
Seven
(1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be
replaced;
(2) one to question the patriotism of anyone
who questions the need for a new light bulb;
(3) one to blame the previous administration
for the need of a new light bulb;
(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country
rumored to have a secret stockpile of "illegal" light bulbs;
(5) one to get together with Vice President
Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million
dollars for each light bulb;
(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing
Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and
wrapped in an American flag;
(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
