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Q.  How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Seven

(1) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced;

(2) one to question the patriotism of anyone who questions the need for a new light bulb;

(3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb;

(4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of "illegal" light bulbs;

(5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for each light bulb;

(6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag;

(7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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