George Bush was
out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over
the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a
built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little
perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are
injured." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I
saved you from drowning!"