Bush's Brain Scan
George Dubya Bush went to see the
doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said:
"Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have
discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's
normal, isn't it? Doesn't everyone have two sides to their
The doctor replied, "Yes, Mr.
President, but your brain is very unusual because on the
left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there
isn't anything left !"