Eloquent words from the Commander in Chief

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children"
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
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