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| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have super-human fighting powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that old friends and ex-lovers really enjoy it when you call them on the phone at 3:30 in the morning. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people, causing you to act like an moron, and/or causing you to get beat up, broken up with, even arrested. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up on a sidewalk in a pool of vomit, wondering where your car keys, wallet, and automobile are. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be the leading cause of pregnancy! |
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