Doctor: |
I have some good news and
I have some bad news. |
Patient: |
What's the good news? |
Doctor: |
The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24
hours to live. |
Patient: |
That's the good news? What's the bad news? |
Doctor: |
The bad news is
that I forgot to call you yesterday! |
Gallery Owner: |
I have some good news and some bad news. |
Artist:
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What's the good news? |
Gallery Owner: |
The good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of
your paintings would go up after you die. When I told him they
would he bought every one of your paintings. |
Artist: |
That's great! What's the bad news? |
Gallery Owner: |
The bad news is that man was your doctor! |
Wife: |
I have some good news and some
bad news. |
Husband: |
What's the good news? |
Wife: |
The good news is I found a
picture that's worth $500,000. |
Husband: |
Wow! That's
wonderful! What's the bad news? |
Wife: |
The bad news is that the picture is of you and your
secretary! |
Lawyer: |
I have some good
news and some bad news. |
Client: |
Well, give me the
bad news first. |
Lawyer: |
The bad news is that
the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the
crime scene |
Client: |
Oh no! I'm
ruined! What's the good news? |
Lawyer: |
The good news is
your cholesterol is down to 130! |
Doctor: |
I have some good
news and some bad news. |
Patient: |
What's the good
news? |
Doctor: |
The good news is
they are naming a disease after you! |
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