Man
Jokes
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How does a man show that
he is planning for the future?
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He buys two cases of beer.
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Why are
blonde jokes so short? |
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So that men can remember them.
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes?
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Both of them. |
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
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They don't stop and ask for directions.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? |
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We
don't know;
it has never happened. |
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night? |
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A widow. |
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
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They already have boyfriends. |
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
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They're married. |
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Why
are married women heavier than single women? |
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Single
women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and
go to the fridge. |
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Man says to God:
"Why
did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says:
"So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "Why
did you make her so dumb?"
God says:
"So she would love you." |
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