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Prison |
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Work |
In Prison |
At Work |
You
spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
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- You spend most of
your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
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| You
get three meals a day, free of charge. |
- You only get a break
for one meal and you have to pay for it.
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| You
get time off for good behavior. |
- You get rewarded for
good behavior with more work.
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You
can watch TV and play games.
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You
get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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A
guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
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You
must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors
yourself.
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All
expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
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You
get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from
you salary to pay for prisoners.
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They
allow your family and friends to visit.
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You
cannot even speak to your family and friends.
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You
get your own toilet.
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You
have to share.
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You
spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get
out.
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You
spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
There
are wardens who are often sadistic.
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They
are called supervisors. |
You
have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
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You
get fired if you get caught.
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