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UPDATE:  In light of the current Mark Foley scandal and evidence that Dennis Hastert's office looked the other way,  presumably to avoid a pre-election scandal , this website can no longer recommend  House Speaker Dennis Hastert as an alternative to the Bush/Cheney administration.  It turns out they are all horrible.
This is hypothetical.
What if something happened and George W. Bush couldn't be President anymore?  For example, what if Bush were to be impeached?  The job would go to Dick Cheney.  But what if Cheney were also to be  impeached?  Then it would be time to say "Hello" to 

President Dennis Hastert

President Dennis Hastert

As the Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert stands ready to meet the challenges
that would be facing America in a time of crisis or political upheaval.

A proven record of leadership

  • Chosen to be Speaker of the House twice because of his strong leadership qualities.
  • Grew up working in the cornfields of Illinois.  Good, solid, Midwestern upbringing.
  • Was a high school teacher and coach for 16 years
  • Member of the US House of Representatives since 1987, faithfully returned each election by the voters in his district.
  • As Speaker, he emphasizes the need for the parties to come together to get things done.
  • Is admired by Democrats and Republicans alike.

    Feel secure, America.  Thanks to the Constitution, our nation will be in good hands.

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State of Denial by Bob Woodward

Bob Woodward

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The Greatest Story Ever Sold: The Decline and Fall of Truth from 9/11 to Katrina
Greatest Story Every Sold
Frank Rich

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