UPDATE: In light of the
current Mark Foley scandal and evidence that Dennis Hastert's office looked
the other way, presumably to avoid a pre-election scandal , this website can no longer recommend
House
Speaker Dennis Hastert as an alternative to the Bush/Cheney
administration. It turns out they are all horrible.
This is hypothetical.
What if something happened and George W. Bush couldn't be President
anymore? For example, what if Bush were to be impeached? The job
would go to Dick Cheney. But what if Cheney were also to be impeached? Then
it would be time to say "Hello" to
President Dennis
Hastert
As the Speaker of
the House, Dennis Hastert stands ready to meet the challenges
that would be facing America in a time of crisis or political
upheaval.
A proven record of
leadership
Chosen to be Speaker of the
House twice because of his strong leadership qualities.
Grew up working in the cornfields of
Illinois. Good, solid, Midwestern upbringing.
Was a high school teacher and
coach for 16 years
Member of the US House of
Representatives since 1987, faithfully returned each
election by the voters in his district.
As Speaker, he emphasizes the
need for the parties to come together to get things
done.
Is admired by
Democrats and Republicans alike.
Feel secure, America.
Thanks to the Constitution, our nation will be in good
hands.
Click
here to find out more about (future) President Hastert
