George Bush went to an elementary school classroom for a photo-op and decided to give the kids a pep-talk.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone here who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a little girl stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're stupid?" Bush asked.
The little girl replied, "Well, not really, Mr. President, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself!"