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| Blonde at the Job Interview |
A blonde noticed that there were three other blonde women interviewing for the same job she was.
She was nervous during the interview as the boss asked various questions about her and her qualifications, but then quickly said,"
"What is three times seven?"
"18," the blonde replied, after a little thought.
Back at home, she double-checked this problem on her calculator and realized she wouldn't be getting the job.
That evening the boss called her and said that she had gotten the job, and could start the next day! She asked her new boss how she could get the job after missing such a simple math question.
The boss replied quickly, "Well, you were the closest!" |
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| Small Town Attorney |
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a be a big-shot here as opposed to the big city.
He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.
As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking...
"No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million..."
"Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support..."
"Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details..."
This sort of thing went on for almost 5 minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.
"I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"
The man replied "I'm from the phone company...I came to hook up your phone." |
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