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| Making People Happy |
Dubya, Laura and Big Dick are flying back to Washington on Air Force One. Laura and Dick are lost in their own thoughts, while George is looking out the window at the landscape passing by below. He absently remarks to the other two: "Ya know, I could throw ten thousand dollar bills out of this plane and make ten people down there purty happy."
Laura replies, "Well, George, I guess thats true...and I could throw a hundred hundred dollar bills out and make a hundred people down there pretty happy."
To which Dick adds, "Yes, and I could throw a thousand ten dollar bills out and make a thousand people down there happy."
The pilot, whos overheard all this, turns to his co-pilot. "Bigshots, huh?" he chuckles, "I could throw all three of 'em out of this plane right now and make billions of people happy!" |
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