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Sam, who had been shipwrecked on a deserted island for several months, longed for someone to talk to. He spent his days and nights searching the horizon for the sign of a ship.
One day, his patience paid off. A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Sam got her all settled, dried her off, fed her, and then they started talking.
The woman asked Sam, "What is something you've REALLY missed being out here on a deserted island for so long?"
"A clean shirt," was Sam's reply. Disappointed, the woman reached into the steamer trunk and tossed Sam a shirt.
The woman then said, "Surely there's SOMETHING you've really missed out here...all alone...on an island with NOBODY around all this time..."
"Oh wow, yeah, there sure is. I'd REALLY like a dry pillow to sleep on."
The beautiful woman reached into her steamer trunk once again and tossed Sam a pillow. He comfortably laid back and smiled gratefully at the night sky.
Striking her most alluring pose, the woman asked in her most provocative voice, "C'mon, Sam, wouldn't you like to play around?"
Sam jumped up in excitement and shouted, "Don't tell me you have a set of GOLF CLUBS in there, too?!???!?!" |
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