A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word ''pee'' in church. From now on when you have to ''pee'' just tell me that you have to
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church,
where he was greeted by the
pastor who asked, "And how are
you today, my son?"
boy said, "To tell you the
truth, Reverend, I have to whisper."
minister looked down at him
kindly and said, "Okay, lean right over here and whisper in my ear."