Join a Pinocchio Posse. From Pinnochio Politics.org:

In the last few weeks John McCain and Sarah Palin have launched a barrage of negative attacks that many in the media flagged as gross distortions or outright lies.

"Pinocchio Posses" are showing up at McCain-Palin events, leading "Lie-Ins," wearing pinocchio noses, and reciting the litany of McCain-Palin lies. Start your own now.

They have step-by-step instructions, a "Pinocchio Nose" that you can print (or buy one for $1.49 at Buy Costumes.com), a list of scheduled appearances so that you can represent in your hometown.