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New Years Resolutions
Resolutions for a Happy 2015
for 20
15

This year, I resolve to:


Put the gas hose back

Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.


Double-check before leaving the toilet.

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.

 


Slowing down saves lives

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

 

Clean underwear is a must in many situations.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".


Put a lot of space between you and them.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

 

Another reason not to park there

I will no longer park the BMW
 next to fire hydrants.

and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with the help of a known practical joker.
Not very funny!

New Years Resolutions for a Happy 2012!

Have a Safe and Happy New Year!

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