New Years Resolutions

for 2008

This year, I resolve to:

Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

I will no longer park the BMW
 next to fire hydrants.

and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.

Have a Safe and Happy New Year! Also see :

• Annoy Somebody!
  Caution:  It's very annoying

• Virtual Cheering Section

• Religious Experience

• Virtual StripTease

• Virtual Mom

• Insult Generator
  Caution:  Very insulting

• Moon Somebody!

• Virtual Religious Experience

• The Smiley Page

• Earthquake Test

• Virtual Aquarium

• Dragonball Z Quiz

• 60-Second Love Finder

• Virtual Springtime

• Pages for Babies

Dog Bite - NetCam - Complaint Department

Kissing Booth - Frog Pond - Bear Hug
Yes Man - Winter - Toolbox - Graffiti

Man Jokes - Bar Jokes - Golf Jokes
Good News Jokes - Alcohol Warnings  

See more practical jokes

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