This year, I
resolve to:
Always
replace the
gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
I will always
"check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.
I will try to
drive closer to the speed limit.
I will always
wear clean underwear, "just in case".
I will keep an
extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
I will no
longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.
and never
again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with the help of a known practical joker.
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Have a
Safe and Happy New Year!
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